keskiviikko 29. syyskuuta 2010

Pain of Salvation and a dog that sounds like a pig

Ever heard of Pain of Salvation? If no, then shame on you.
Check this out.

Liked it? Nice one, have a cookie! Hated it? Well go to die then!

I'm going to see that band on friday. \o/ Damn, I can't even wait to see them.
I really like Daniel's voice, it's very.. Well fuck you, can't describe such awesomeness anyways!
That was abit offtopic (Just like this whole goddamn blog) but atleast I got something to tell you huh?

Oh yeah, you must be wondering about the dog that sounds like a pig, hah.
Yesterday when I was walking our dog in the cold, breezing wastelands of Finland, I made an amazing discovery! Somewhere in the distance I saw two figures, one tall, cyclope -alike creature starting at me, and there seemed to be a small, yet not as horrifying thing aswell, alongside with the cyclope.
Turns out it was a girl with a Chow chow. Heh, me and my imagination.
Chowie spotted us and wanted to stay there since I was walking with a dog aswell. Our dog is abit angry towards younger male dogs so I already felt a little awkward about the confrontation. (Our Mittelspitz is very annoyed to any younger male dogs, no matter if it's a goddamn wolf, or a fucking monsterdog from the 9th hell, he just tries to attack them).
So fine, I had to confront the lady with the dog. But as lucky I was, it was a bitch, not a male.
Here comes the tricky part, she started to grunt like a piggy (No, not the lady, the dog)!
And I was moved to tears (Well almost)! It was the most adorable creature of them all!
Have you ever heard a fluffy dog grunting like a pig? Huh? Have you? Thought so! No, pug's are sneezing, not grunting so that shit doesn't count! (Altho pugs are quite adorable aswell)

Go and get a fluffy chowchow with pig sounds, buy BE (Pain of salvation album) and listen them simultaeously, I guarantee satisfaction!
Goddamn what a random post haha.

keskiviikko 22. syyskuuta 2010


Yeah, I love that word aswell.
Anyways, got an idea from the following comment aimed at my previous post.

"Heres a protip for you my friend, get a tablet or IPAD otherwise, draw on paper and scan them! LOL :P

Just saying, your drawings are ok but can be improved :D"

Ok man, you asked for it. I'm about to draw the same character from the With my paper&pencil combo.
(Also, what kind of protip is to buy an ipad??!)

Now take a good look at that. "Hi, i'm Simon and this is my drawing. I listen to hiphop and I like baseball".
Just.. Sigh.

But hey, atleast I got to make my own ceiling cat!
Tubbypaws.blogspot is awsum<3

tiistai 21. syyskuuta 2010


Shit and hell. Seriously, I'm so fond of drawing that I almost feel ill for it.
Now I know how you think it is, I'm just an emo fuck who can't take compliments or adore himself. You know?
These people who can really draw shit, and make it look both personal, and good but still say " I can't draw".
Here's the catch, everyone can draw something personal, but to make it look good is a different story.

If you can draw a human (inb4 stick-man), and make it look good, congratulations, you can draw and you can make yourself better by adding more personality to your drawings.
However, people like me instead, can't make anything look good. Anything.
And don't get me wrong here either, I know that drawing is practicing, but you can only practice if you know what you are doing in the first place.
I'm a patient man, I play guitar. You can actually compare drawing to playing instruments.
You either can play, or you can't.
OBVIOUSLY you can learn shit if you bang your head to the wall, draw a same fucking thing over and over again until it's in your muscular-nervous-memory -whatevethefuckingthing and you can draw it with your eyes closed. Same goes with guitar, stare tablatures and play that shit. CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCK, NOW YOU CAN DO SHIT WHAT SOMEONE ELSE DID 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO!
Try to add something to that song/drawing you trained so goddamn long, and you're fucking doomed.
Oh man my mind is so full of fuck right now, sorry if this is getting too long but I have to pour it all out!

Let's make it even clearer, I can learn a song with a guitar and add some of my "own" shit to that, you know like different chords, different solo or whatever. No problem, I'm not good at playing yet, but fuck that, I can still do that without learning the whole shit from the begin.
When I draw, I can draw a pair of pants, a shirt and maybe even an axe, but when it comes down to combining them, i'm screwed. I just can't do it. Not to even mention if I'd have to draw those items from a different angle. Hah, fuck off!
I'm twentytwo years old now, and i've drawn propably million things, bought thousands of notebooks for drawing, i've watched dozens of "learn how to draw" -videos, read hundreds of "learn how to draw" -books. And still I can't draw shit.

The picture above is the sample of my skills. I even drew a baseball bat to him so he can kick the shit out of anyone who laughs. I'm not shitting you, that's the best I can do.
"But it's done with paint lol" well fuck you, paint makes it look even better than freehanded!
I'd really love to draw, and my mind is always full of potential ideas of what to draw, but when I draw shit like above, I usually just let the ideas go (Wonder why..).

I'm a bit bitter about it, but mostly because of people who draw very well, but say that they can't draw.

If you can draw, be fucking happy about it and don't feel bad if you can't draw photorealistic characters, be concerned when your drawings are still similar to your first-grade ones like mine.

perjantai 3. syyskuuta 2010

Gadgets, gadgets everywhere!

Look at this blog, it's a goddamn mess! And who is it to blame? Gadgets, those small yet large, cool yet annoying little things which I, personally cannot resist.
I love blogs which are simple and clean. They have this funny message which cannot be seen... It's like a waterstamp but invisible, and it says "Here's my blog, that's my friends, now follow or fuck off!"
That rules I tell ya.
Then again, this blog reminds of people who are ADHD and always find something nice to add.
Actually, thats exacly who I am and I just got it right now!

You can compare blogs with cakes for example, you can't see how it's like unless you taste it (in this case, read). However if it looks awful, you don't even want to fucking see it, you want to smash it and stick your cock in it.
There you can see a nice, simple cake which is propably very good. You can also see a cake made by someone like me, who cannot stop adding things and soon it looks like colourful turd. Shit.
I wish I could code. Well I can't so that's fucking it.

Awful cake
Nice cake

keskiviikko 1. syyskuuta 2010


What is laughter?
Check this "awesome" link and make a comment for me.

I really used to laugh alot, I mean from pretty much everything. Actually even got myself into a trouble when my boss thought that i'm doping(which I didn't). Had to prove him with an test. Pissing infront of an old lady, priceless.
However, I find myself hard to laugh these days, I don't know. Don't get me wrong, i'm still quite happy chap but I miss the feeling of real laughter, you know when you can't even stop it? I miss that. I feel broken.
Is internet causing this? Should I have more friends? I find myself mostly giggling instead of 'laughing'n'crying'.

Maybe I should try to enjoy things more.